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Hardy's Hardest Hats Xmas Special - Hardy's Christmas Carol Pt 2
<b>HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PART 2</b><br /><br />Part 2 of 2. We left Scrooge (Tom Hardy from 'Peaking F****** Blinders') reeling from the visit of the Ghost of...
Hardy's Hardest Hats Xmas Special - Hardy's Christmas Carol Pt 1
<b>HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Part 1</b><br /><br />Part 1 of 2. Welcome to the Hardy's Hardest Hats Christmas Special. And it's a special one indeed. We get caugh...
Endgame
Episode 69<br />Endgame<br /><br />In what is their final episode for the time being, Paul & Ryan discuss why they’re having a hiatus and what projects they’re working on in t...
Paul's Bald Balls
Episode 68<br />Paul’s Bald Balls<br /><br />In this episode, Paul raves about his new grooming device that ALL self respecting men should treat themselves to. The Turf Choppe...
"What's in the Box?!"
Episode 67<br />"What’s in the Box?!"<br /><br />This episode is sponsored by Brüush - <a href="https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S</a><br /><br />Vo...
Execute Episode 66
Episode 66<br />Execute Episode 66<br /><br />Voting is open NOW for the QTT Awards. Please consider voting for us for your favourite comedy podcast: <a href="https://quitethe...
Shadow & Bone
Episode 65<br />Shadow & Bone<br /><br />This episode is sponsored by Brüush - <a href="https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S</a><br /><br />Download o...
Line of Duty
Episode 64<br />Line of Duty<br /><br />This episode is sponsored by Brüush - <a href="https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S</a><br /><br />Download ou...
20 Hrs to Wales With a Beatles Book & a Bottle of Piss
Episode 63<br />20 Hrs to Wales with a Beatles Book & a Bottle of Piss<br /><br />Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: <a href="https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallersco...
"Jacob Rees-Mooooog"
Episode 62<br />"Jacob Rees-Mooooog"<br /><br />This episode is sponsored by Baxter Blue. <br /><a href="https://baxterblueglasses.pxf.io/c/2544961/1031264/11471" rel="noopene...
A Bit of Goo Came Out
Episode 61<br />A Bit of Goo Came Out<br /><br />We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We w...
The Cold Cut
Episode 60<br />THE COLD CUT<br /><br />We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be...
Game Over
Episode 59<br />GAME OVER<br /><br /><br />Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: <a href="https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over" rel="noopener">https://...
Controversy!
Episode 58<br />Controversy!<br /><br /><br />Download our NEW SINGLE: <a href="https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434" rel="noopener">https://musi...
Joining the Serkis
Episode 57<br />Joining the Serkis<br /><br /><br />Download our NEW SINGLE: <a href="https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434" rel="noopener">https:...
Lord of the Ring Fit
Episode 56<br />Lord of the Ring Fit<br /><br /><br />Download our NEW SINGLE: <a href="https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434" rel="noopener">http...
"Get Your Ass To Mars"
Episode 55<br />“Get Your Ass To Mars”<br /><br /><br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - <a href="https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersCom...
Sexy Valentines Special
Episode 54<br />Sexy Valentines Special<br /><br /><br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - <a href="https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersCo...
I Am Iron Monkey
Episode 53 <br />I Am Iron Monkey<br /><br /><br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - <a href="https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy" ...
Godzilla v Kong (AKA Fighting Fire with... A Monkey?)
Episode 52 <br /><br />Godzilla v Kong <br />(AKA Fighting Fire with… A Monkey?)<br /><br /><br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - <a ...
350 Miles for a Kebab
Episode 51 <br /><br />350 Miles for a Kebab<br /><br /><br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - <a href="https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCall...
Dismay!
Episode 50 <br /><br />Dismay!<br /><br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - <a href="https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy" rel="noop...
Lockdown With A Vengeance
Episode 49<br />Lockdown With A Vengeance <br /><br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - <a href="https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComed...
The Christmas Cracker
Episode 48<br />Christmas Cracker<br /><br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - <a href="https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy" rel="n...
Sedimentality
Episode 47<br />Sedimentality<br /><br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - <a href="https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy" rel="noope...
I Will Be Your PayPig, Baby
Episode 46<br />I Will Be Your PayPig, Baby<br /><br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your...
Cyber Monday Extr3me
Episode 45<br />Cyber Monday Extr3me<br />As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers Comedy - & you can get your hands on our lo...
J is for Genius
Episode 44<br />J is For Genius<br />As always, all OUR links to our socials & to our fabulous MERCH are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers Comedy<br />Our BRAND NE...
"Natural Born Good"
Episode 43<br />"Natural Born Good"<br />As always, all OUR links to our socials & to our fabulous MERCH are growing on this handy Linktree - Cold Callers Comedy<br /> <br />R...
Biden His Time
Episode 42<br />Biden His Time<br />The US Election Results are in! Well... not when we started recording, but we definitely got the results halfway through the episode, so we...
Viva Vendetta: Guy Fawkes Yourselves!
Episode 41<br />Viva Vendetta: Guy Fawkes Yourselves!<br />Remember, Remember the 5th of November... Yep... Guy Fawkes night is nearly upon us. Unless you're listening super l...
Trailer - Cold Callers Comedy
TRAILER<br />This was meant to be a trailer for our show... til Tom Hardy hijacked it...<br /> <br />Brought to you by the deranged minds of Ryan Brannon & Paul Rich, two fail...
HallowMate: A Spooky Halloween Special
Episode 40<br />HallowMate: A Spooky Halloween Special<br />When there's something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna Cold Call?<br />In today's special, we compare g...
Bwah!
Episode 39<br />BWAH!<br />Tom Hardy is back. But for how long?<br />Today we take a deep dive into gaming, gamers and 10 min "how to" videos that only need to be 20 seconds l...
Geese Make the Best Guard Dogs
Episode 38<br />Geese Make the Best Guard Dogs<br />Tom Hardy unleashes a reign of terror over us both in today's episode. We barely make it out with our lives.<br />Aside fro...
Date Night
Episode 37<br />Date Night<br />(Recorded on International Podcast Day)<br />Dim the lights. Light the candles, play those slow jams... It's date night.<br />In this episode w...
Cuddle Up & Cocoa with Cold Callers
Episode 36<br />Cuddle Up & Cocoa<br />with Cold Callers<br />Shh. Hush now. It's a sleepy time pod. Where you can listen in bed, be it the morning, just after waking up, or j...
Obamagram
Episode 35<br />Obamagram<br />Apparently (though by law let's say "Allegedly") Donald Trump once hired a Barack Obama lookalike in order to repeatedly hire and fire. So... we...
Can You Do The Moonwalk?
Episode 34<br />Can You Do<br />The Moonwalk?<br />Back to normality... though we're not entirely sure that "normal" is a word you could use to describe our podcast!<br /> <br...
The Better Halves
Episode 33<br />The Better Halves<br />We've been hijacked!! 2 ladies have taken us hostage and taken over the studio! <br /> <br />Those 2 ladies are our partners; Alanna Sto...
Suck On My Dictionary
Episode 32<br />Suck On My Dictionary<br />Big words to get one's mouth around<br />This week's episode is brought to you by the letter D. A big D. D is for? Dictionary. And e...
Double "NO" Agent
Episode 31<br />Double "NO" Agent<br />Men want to be him. Women want him to stop<br />Anyone ever notice how racist and misogynistic James Bond was back in the day? Sure you ...
Flat Derpers
Episode 30<br />Flat-Earthers... Who are they? Where did they come from? Are they human? Should they be allowed to breed? These are questions we strive to ask and answer in to...
Honey, I Blew Up The World
Episode 29<br />Honey, I Blew Up The World<br />And we're not talking nukes.<br />We cover a range of topics again in this episode, trying to stay as up to date as possible fr...
Watermelon Sugar
Episode 28<br />Watermelon Sugar<br /><br />Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: <a href="https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over" rel="noopener">https:/...
Horror Show
Episode 27<br />Horror Show<br /> <br />Did you catch WWE's Extreme Rules Horror Show last week? It was nuts. We discuss that for a good while. So if you love that stuff, grea...
Console Wars
Episode 26<br />CONSOLE WARS<br />EXCITING TIMES. Ryan has himself a new mic and together we sound the absolute balls. Proper profesh... and thanks to video call.. it sounds l...
You Are Bold
Episode 25<br />You Are Bold<br />We're back with our 25th Episode. That's a quarter of a century. 25%... #quickmath<br />Join us as we delve into the crazy world of UK lockdo...
The Show Must Go On
Episode 24<br />The Show Must Go On<br /> <br />We're back for another episode of fun and frolics. In this episode we discuss the things that we miss due to lockdown restricti...
I Don't Like Mondays
Episode 23<br />I Don't Like Mondays<br />Who likes Mondays? We don't... do you?! Of course not... but we make them slightly more palatable don't we? What do you dislike more....
The Last Straw
Episode 22<br />The Last Straw<br />English is weird, isn't it? The language, we mean... possibly much of its people too. But where did some of our most used idioms and phrase...
Humble Brag
Episode 21<br />HUMBLE BRAG<br />“I hate my lambo! Police is ALWAYS pulling me over just cuz its a lambo so they always think I’m speeding but I’m not!! Then they let me go!”<...
Livestream
Episode 20<br />Livestream<br />Cold Callers embark on their boldest move yet, by attempting to livestream the recording of a podcast episode. Was it a success? Well... you're...
From Durham with Love
Episode 19<br />From Durham with Love<br />This is an important update from the Government. Cold Callers are still grinding out their podcasts week in, week out. And will cont...
Cold Callers: Civil War
Episode 18<br />Cold Callers: Civil War<br />The conclusion of our Marvel Special episodes. We go to war... with each other... debating the highs and lows (of which there aren...
Isn't It Marvel-ous
Episode 17<br />Marvel Special pt.1<br />"Isn't It Marvel-ous"<br /> <br />It's the one you've all been waiting for... or just us two... whatever. It's the FIRST PART of a MAR...
I Don't Do Birthdays
Episode 16<br />I Don't Do Birthdays<br />Join us on yet another epic adventure... from the comfort of your own home. Because... right now... you have no choice.<br />In this ...
Fancy A Cuppa?!
Episode XV<br />Fancy A Cuppa?!<br />Fancy A Cuppa?! is an in-depth discussion about tea. Is it what makes us quintessentially British? Or is that racism? Either way we talk a...
"At the End of the Day, Yeah"
EPISODE 14<br />"At the End of the Day, Yeah"<br />At the end of the day, yeah, it's better for you to listen to the podcast and not get distracted by reading this. Because......
Stay At Home
Stay At Home<br />If you're listening to this... it had better be from the comfort of your own. However we will accept the possibility of you tuning in on your way to your KE...
Would give this ZERO stars... But not allowed
Episode 12<br />Safe and sound in our respective homes, we endeavour to keep podcasting away for you.... and for us. We also get a kick out of it.<br />Here's some more rambli...
Unprecedented
EPISODE 11<br />UNPRECEDENTED<br />This summer... Be unprepared for a situation... we've never faced before.<br />A life unfair<br />A world unemployed<br />Fat, Furious & Unf...
Earth Before Lockdown
Episode 10<br />EARTH BEFORE LOCKDOWN<br /> <br />In simpler time, a better time, more harmonious time when the ravenous hordes of bum wiper hoarders, ravaged merry ole Blight...
Immunocompromised
WE ARE AT WAR! WITH AN INVISIBLE ENEMY!<br />That enemy's name is SARS-Cov2. A coronavirus that sprung up out of nowhere in Wuhan, China. It's now all over the world. But here...
The Best Man
Episode VIII<br />The Best Man<br /> <br />So... It's basically more of the same. Just frustratingly longer and possibly more infuriating to listen to than previous episodes.<...
Sick & Twisted
Episode 7<br />SICK & TWISTED<br />So... a day late and in a slightly different format this week. After both being very unwell for the last fortnight, Ryan was still in the th...
Cold Callers: A Star Wars Story
EPISODE IV<br />The Rise of My Porker<br />We get very excited about anything related to Star Wars, and recently, we've been spoilt rotten with new movies and tv shows hitting...
New Year - Same Crappy Podcast
HAPPY NEW YEAR!<br /><br />Episode 5: New Year - Same Crappy Podcast<br />After what felt like an eternity... for you... we know you've missed us - We're back where we left of...
A Cold Callers Christmas Carol
A Cold Callers<br />Christmas Carol<br />'Tis the season to be jolly and all that. So here is a festive themed podcast where Cold Callers discuss their Christmas pasts and pre...
Conscious Clear
Cold Callers Comedy - Ryan Brannon and Paul Rich come together again for this, the third episode of the series.<br />We discuss the virtues of "No Nut November", the perils of...
Goat Yoga, Mentos & Beards, OH MY!
Goat Yoga, Mentos & Beards, OH MY!<br />Yep, we're back with more of the same really... does anybody read this though?...
Ready Podcast One
In episode 1, we discuss what we've been up to, the current state of the world... (and it IS in a state), improvise a song and have to deal with disgruntled brexiteers....
