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The 3 step framework for a successful newsletter: 1. Buy a really big list 2. Never add an unsubscribe button (you paid good money for that email) 3. Add more steps to your framework than are actually necessary to make your subject line look more impressive.

Anthony Gaenzle

Helping Brands Find the Spark Between Creativity and Strategy | Author | Marketing and Content Strategy & Leadership | Personal Branding & Executive Coaching |

2y

This is great. Gotta love the lists. Such a waste of money in most cases. Instead of buying a list, create amazing content, solve problems, and bring the subscribers to you. People who sign up will be far more engaged than those on the purchased list.

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Stacey Rowan Woensdregt

CEO Fugazi Media & Marketing I Editor and Web Beard Bros Pharms | [B.A Journalism] I 18 Years Experience

2y

Step 4. Copy and paste newsletter content from competitors and tweak or make use of a newsletter template sold online that neither features quality or actual understanding and apply content within this useless framework. Step 5. Send it out to the database you have yet to analyze and realize they 99 percent of database entries are useless leads that live a cardboard box in a third world country.

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Matthew Armstrong 💪

Helped 220+ Founders Monetize Their Offer w/ Outbound 🔮 - clay.com Operator 🔰 $80k+ TopRated on Upwork | Go-To-Market Execution w/ Outbound Systems that Convert :: Website Visitor Tracking, Email, LinkedIn +clay

2y

Step One - Cut a hole in the box. haha

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Cheryl ✨

Legend has it, I was born with a productivity planner on the one hand and a marketing strategy on the other ✏️ | I talk about productivity and marketing | Sometimes, I help founders scale their online presence!

2y

So relevant!

Matt Cable

President, Bug-O Systems | 4th Generation Entrepreneur | Customer Focused | Driving Change and Growth

2y

Would you be interested in a list of Fabtech attendees? 😎 keep up the great work Todd, I will continue to follow and learn

Mohammed Bin Othman

Investment Analyst | Commercial Growth | PE VC

2y

Creat 🚫 Spam ✅ 🤣🤣

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Peter Titley

Intelligence | Third-Party Risk Management | Financial Crime | National Security | Sales Strategy and Implementation | Financial Services Professional

2y

Vinnie Romano I love watching this, gives me a laugh every time 😂. Thank you Todd Clouser

Jaemy Mae 🌴

🥇 Customized Digital Marketing Strategies – Effortless Execution 💹

2y

That's why I love spam...

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D Holness

I help mission-driven organizations build stronger relationships with their communities through digital marketing and content strategy

2y

Brilliant 😂 😂 😂

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Alison Charter-Smith

Web3 crypto native | Web3 Growth Marketing and Content Marketing

2y

Love it! You've given me another tag line, "Stay b2b by friends". Your videos are so funny! I'm always looking for the next one!

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