Are People Taking Applejack Seriously Now?

Dear hooch industry: You can keep your sickly sweet “apple pie-flavored” moonshines, nasty neon green “apple” liqueurs that bear zero resemblance to a tart Granny Smith, and ersatz “apple spice” whiskies that have probably never been within 100 feet of an orchard.

Finally, we have a crop of spirits worthy of Johnny Appleseed that are (shocker) actually made from apples—no air quotes needed.